Some Cry Wolf
Following the remarks of Comedian Russell Brand, which went viral recently, a whole host of celebrities have chimed in with commentary. Here is the crème of their opinions.
Al Gore: I think Mr. Brand is entirely correct to blame global warming on free speech. Down with pesticides. And when I say pesticides, I mean humanity.
Tom "Cruise": I applaud Russ for speaking on an issue dear to my heart, namely, the fact that thetans live in my bone marrow, preventing me from winning an Oscar. But when I die, I will become a space god, which is just as cool. That is what he said, right?
Kim Kardashian: You know, it’s like the system doesn’t protect us little people, even if we’re absolutely gorgeous. Like, it doesn’t seem to matter how much Armani I wear, or how much make-up, or faux fur or whatever, I can still just taste the jealousy. People, I’m not God. Thank you, Russell, for clearing that up.
Anderson Cooper: As a seriously rich journalist, I take offense at his comments. Publicly. Privately, I laugh with my Vanderbilt, Carnegie, and Rockefeller friends. Go ahead, revolt! I have my catcher’s mitt right here.