Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Humor! - Billy the Glib

Chris Veritas
Some Cry Wolf

Various quotes by Bill O'Reilly on 'Killing Jesus'.

"The idea came to my mind in a dream. The Lord appeared and said to me, 'child, I want you to turn my life into fiction. Oh, and make sure the title is way sensational. Jesus Christ Superstar just didn't quite do it for Me'."

"Later on the Holy Spirit came to me and said, 'Bill, the Apostles didn't get it quite right. But unto you is given the final Revelation. Because you always speak the truth, even if it makes you a killing'." 

"I believe in truth, even if it contradicts the Truth I believe in. Am I bloviating? Yes and no. That's just how we role in the higher realms of the spirit."

"John the Apostle said to me, 'Even though I was at the foot of the Cross, thank you for correcting my Gospel. I guess too much love can be blinding. See you on the other side. I'll be waiting'."

"Love is a four letter word. So is hope. But faith is a five letter word, so it doesn't interest me. I go by what the Spirit tells me, and by what the cue card guy holds up on The Factor. I'm like an old gunslinger, except I rely on cue cards to respond to the Indians."

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